browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.

officialjakegyllenhaal:

me in pe class

rel-ecno:

losing friends to people you helped them meet

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

infemape:

when u think ur crush likes u back

amazingdanielhowell:

best damn spaghetti meatballs

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

jamesfrancoe:

crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again